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I FEEL LAUGHTER: VOLUME 1- MC NAZARETH.

_WHEN YOU'RE NOT SURE_🧐🧐🧐🧐

Teacher: Senior Prefect Boy(SPB), You didn't come to school yesterday. Why?

SPB: I came...

Teacher: ehn!

SPB: I come...

Teacher: What did you say?

SPB: I came-come 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

   _SIMPLE INSTRUCTION, YOU DISOBEY_

I wonder what NEPA will tell God on judgement day. Simple instruction, let there be _light_ , they cannot obey.🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺🤺

    _BE SMART AND PERSISTENT_

If touch a lady's breasts, she will say _don't_. If you touch her buttocks, she will shout _stop_. If you touch both repeatedly. She will say _DON'T STOP_.🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌👌

    _AFRICA IS LIFE_

  Before the white invented _aircraft_, our mothers had been flying with _witchcraft_. Craft is craft_🙇🏽‍♂️🙇🏽‍♂️🙇🏽‍♂️🙇🏽‍♂️🙇🏽‍♂️🦹‍♂️🦹‍♂️🦹‍♂️🤽‍♂️🤽‍♂️🤽‍♂️🤽‍♂️🤽‍♂️

 _NO MISCONCEPTION_

   That the Earth is _spherical_ kò sọ pé kí sisí lọ férakù.🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

_GET IT RIGHT_

   Bachelor actually means _má a bá'ṣẹ́ lọ.
🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

Teacher: Why are you late?
Ajele: I dreamt late.
Teacher: And so?
Ajele: Dreams do come true.🦹‍♂️🦹‍♂️🦹‍♂️🦹‍♂️

MC NAZARETH_ greets you from A corner of his room._🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝🤝

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