I FEEL LAUGHTER: VOLUME 2- MC NAZARETH.
_COMPATIBILITY_🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂
Pastor: Why do you put your wedding ring on a _wrong finger_ ?
Man: Because I married a _wrong wife_.
_THIS COUNTRY_🦹♂️🦹♂️🦹♂️🦹♂️🦹♂️
Teacher: 2×2= ?
Ajele: 8
Old Man: ( passing-by) Hmmmm! Only God knows where this country is going to. Even 2×2 that was 4 before is now 8. Everything goes up. Even numbers inflate...
_RECITATION_ 🙇🏽♂️🙇🏽♂️🙇🏽♂️🙇🏽♂️🙇🏽♂️🙇🏽♂️🙇🏽♂️🙇🏽♂️
Back then, only the brilliant pupils in Mathematics' classes did sit in front seats. They did recite things easily and perfectly. For instance, 2×1, 2; 2×2, 4; 2×3, 6...
But we the dullards did add bass at the back to flavour the musical recitation. We would say: _"hun han wan, hun; hun han hun, họn; hun han hinhi, hiss. Sweet memory days...
_MATHEMATICAL PROBLEM 1_ 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
Teacher: If 10 men can complete a work for 6 days, how many days will it take 5 men? Tobi, tell us the answer
TOBI: It will be 12 sir.
Teacher: Good! That's a brilliant answer. Now, another question! If 5 boys can clear a piece of grass for 10 days. How long will it take 10 boys? Ajẹlẹ, tell us.
Ajele: (frowns and flairs up) The 5 boys don clear the field now. Wetin 10 boys won clear again?. Sir, nothing to clear again. I will suggest that they should just pack the grassses.🤣🤣🤣🤣👊🤣👊🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
_KNOW THIS AND KNOW PEACE 1_👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
After wedding reception
Cousin: Uncle, how many wives can I marry when I grow old?
Ajẹlẹ: 16
Cousin: How? Is that not too much?
Ajẹlẹ: I heard the pastor said: " 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer. So, 4×4 is equal to what?
Cousin: 16...
Ajẹlẹ: know this and know peace ✌️🕊️👊👊👊🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭🤭🤭.
Vol. 3 is afoot.
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