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I FEEL LAUGHTER: VOLUME 2- MC NAZARETH.

 _COMPATIBILITY_🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂🫂

Pastor: Why do you put your wedding ring on a _wrong finger_ ?

Man: Because I married a _wrong wife_.

 _THIS COUNTRY_🦹‍♂️🦹‍♂️🦹‍♂️🦹‍♂️🦹‍♂️

 Teacher: 2×2= ?

Ajele: 8

Old Man: ( passing-by) Hmmmm! Only God knows where this country is going to. Even 2×2 that was 4 before is now 8. Everything goes up. Even numbers inflate...

    _RECITATION_ 🙇🏽‍♂️🙇🏽‍♂️🙇🏽‍♂️🙇🏽‍♂️🙇🏽‍♂️🙇🏽‍♂️🙇🏽‍♂️🙇🏽‍♂️

Back then, only the brilliant pupils in Mathematics' classes did sit in front seats. They did recite things easily and perfectly. For instance, 2×1, 2; 2×2, 4; 2×3, 6...

But we the dullards did add bass at the back to flavour the musical recitation. We would say: _"hun han wan, hun; hun han hun, họn; hun han hinhi, hiss. Sweet memory days...

   _MATHEMATICAL PROBLEM 1_ 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

  Teacher: If 10 men can complete a work for 6 days, how many days will it take 5 men? Tobi, tell us the answer

TOBI: It will be 12 sir.

 Teacher: Good! That's a brilliant answer. Now, another question! If 5 boys can clear a piece of grass for 10 days. How long will it take 10 boys? Ajẹlẹ, tell us.

Ajele: (frowns and flairs up) The 5 boys don clear the field now. Wetin 10 boys won clear again?. Sir, nothing to clear again. I will suggest that they should just pack the grassses.🤣🤣🤣🤣👊🤣👊🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  _KNOW THIS AND KNOW PEACE 1_👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

  After wedding reception

Cousin: Uncle, how many wives can I marry when I grow old?

Ajẹlẹ: 16

Cousin: How? Is that not too much?

Ajẹlẹ: I heard the pastor said: " 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer. So, 4×4 is equal to what?

Cousin: 16...

Ajẹlẹ: know this and know peace ✌️🕊️👊👊👊🤣🤣🤣🤭🤭🤭🤭.

Vol. 3 is afoot. 

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_I'm MC NAZARETH.

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