REAL MEN- BY YUSHAB ABOLORE

Today, we're delving into the perplexing world of "REAL MEN"—a term that has been twisted, distorted, and manipulated by some modern feminists and their disciples.

Hey! Ladies and modern feminists, we've got a problem. It seems that the term "REAL MEN" has become synonymous with "DOORMAT" in your dictionaries. For your information, men aren't buying it.

According to your logic, a REAL MAN is one who:

1. Forgives (and forgets) infidelity.

2. Never consider doing a DNA

3. Encourages your public nudity on social media.

4. Overlooks (or celebrates) your high body counts.

5. Ignores your red flags and settles for drama.

Yes, REAL MEN, according to these self-proclaimed experts in gender dynamics, are the ones who possess the remarkable ability to turn a blind eye to a cheating wife, never do a DNA, proudly watch as their partners feed us her nudity and twerking videos online, and embrace women competing with federal universities’ admission list of past conquests (High body counts). These are the real heroes of our time—apparently.

Congratulations, you've successfully redefined weakness as strength!

Men, beware! When a lady labels you a REAL MAN, it's likely a trap. She's spotted vulnerability and is ready to pounce. By bestowing upon you the title of a REAL MAN, they are not praising your strength or resilience but rather marking you as an easy target for manipulation and deceit.

REAL MEN, My Translation: "I've found a guy I can manipulate."

As gentleman, you should always avoid the REAL MEN Trap by heeding to this warning:

1. If she calls you REAL MAN, run.

2. If she praises your "open-mindedness," flee.

3. If she says "you're not like other men," beware.

These phrases are cleverly disguised manipulation tactics.

Now, Let's Decode their REAL MEN Language

- "You're so understanding" = "You're easy to control."

- "You're secure in your relationship" = "You won't question my actions."

- "You're a true partner" = "You'll do whatever I want."

So gentleman, to avoid falling prey:

1. Set boundaries.

2. Prioritize self-respect.

3. Don't confuse tolerance with weakness.

In conclusion, Ladies, if you're looking for a doormat, swipe left. REAL MEN aren't interested in being manipulated.

Men, remember: true strength lies in self-respect, not people-pleasing. 

Remember, you are the architect of your own identity, not a puppet in someone else's misguided ideology.

Stay strong, stay true, and above all, stay away from those who whisper sweet nothings about being a REAL MAN.

REAL MEN, Beware!

©️ YUSHAB ABOLORE AYOMIDE 

- Nigeria