SHOPPING IN NIGERIA NOW 101!!!

1. Check your BP first, if it’s high, do something about it before you go for that shopping. 

2. Put Bitter Kola in your mouth, because the price of things will turn your stomach. 

3. Carry a bottle of cold water along, because once you see price, heat will come all over you. 

4. Make sure the song, ‘IT IS WELL…’ do not leave your lips because you need that assurance. 

5. You see that market list they taught us to write before going to the market, don’t bother writing or taking it along, you will get ängrý over that list. 

6. Make sure you maintain a 2meters gap from the next person, because if you mistakenly step on that person, be ready for a transferred ǎggřęşșǐøņ. 

7. If you are at an open market, you see that Meat Man🍖, Iya Garri, Fish Seller, Tomatoes Seller, ehen, try not to get on their nerves. If not, their insults will wake your ancestors up. 

With these few points of mine, I hope you have a good shopping.... 

 Good Morning Everyone🤝🤝