PIDGIN POEM- 'HELL I DEY SEE(LIDC)' BY EM EM.

Kasala don get belle

as she wan enter her 9th month

na hin her husband carry am

kurukere dem reach hospital 

husband sidawn for dormot

dey wait miracle 

Kasala dey yarn opata

dem doctors carry eyes troway

as her mata no gree finish quick

na hin dem doctors comot hands

one month afta wey she don dey gas

naxo kasala shit pikin dat day

Na hin dem neighbors begin dey come

make dem congratulate ask how he take be

Na hin kasala burst out say

"NA HELL I DEY SEE (LIDC), 

I NO DEY SEE PIKIN"

LAWAL MUBARAK

(EM EM)

The bard uses pidgin to conveniently pour out the anticipation of students who write their examination with the fear of what the result checker would give them.